Everything, everything, everyone is going mental It seems to me we're spiraling out of control And it's inevitable, now don't you think This time is yours, this time is mine It's temperamental, it seems to me We're on our fours, crawling on our knees Someone help us please Oh Jesus Christ almighty Do I feel alright? No, not slightly I wanna get a fat and though I can't afford it It's just a bureaucrats that won't give me a mortgage It's very funny cos I got your fucking money And I'm never gonna get it just cos of my bad credit Oh well, I guess I mustn't grumble I suppose it's just the way the cookie crumbles Oh yes, I'm fine And everything's just wonderful I'm having the time of my life But then you want something else Something new than what we've got here And then you feel it's all the same Some sick game and it's so insincere I wish I could change the ways of the world Make it a nice place Until that day I guess we stay Doing what we do, screwing who we screw Why can't I sleep at night? Don't say it's gonna be alright I wanna be able to eat spaghetti bolognese And not feel bad about it for days and days and days In the magazines they talk about weight loss If I buy those jeans I can look like Kate Moss I know it's not the life that I chose But I guess it's just the way that things go Oh yes, I'm fine And everything's just wonderful I'm having the time of my life Oh yes, I'm fine And everything's just wonderful I'm having the time of my life Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Oh Jesus Christ almighty Do I feel alright? No, not slightly I wanna get a ride No, I can't afford it It's just a bureaucrat So won't get me a mortgage It's very funny Cause I've got your fucking money And I'm never gonna get it Just cause of my bad credit Oh well, I guess I'm a succumbo I suppose it's just the way that cookies crumble Well I guess it's just the way that things go I suppose it's just the way that cookies crumble Well I guess it's just the way that things go I suppose it's just the way that things go