these are the facts these are the facts from a lazy boy so help me god
this is who we are this is what we do this is what it is the bad facts of the life we live
this is who we are this is what we do
did you know that one out of four americans has appeared on tv did you know 61 of all hits on the
internet are on *** sites every day 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents the
average person swallows eight spiders in a year cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the
the average person laughs 13 times a day elvis was originally blonde the average age of first
intercourse is 15.3
years old the average erect penis is 5.2 inches long and 4.2 inches circumcised eskimos use
refrigerators to keep food from freezing 41 of all people take people with curly hair less
seriously 20 of all females have had at least one homo***ual experience did you know that there is
no such thing as an anti-wrinkle cream
this is who we are this is what we do this is what it is the bad facts of the life we live
this is who we are this is what we do this is what it is the bad facts of the life we live
This this is who we are
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22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great
Britain ninety six percent of all women have at
one time in their
life faked an orgasm three people die every
year testing
If a nine volt battery works on their tongue, the Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the most stolen book in public libraries. Butterflies taste with their feet. Five percent of the population is gay. The world's best known word is OK. The second most well-known word is Coca-Cola. The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue. Charles Chaplin once won third prize in a Charles Chaplin lookalike contest.
In 1995, a Japanese trawler sank because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet.
Only one book has been printed in more copies than the Bible, the IKEA catalogue.
One cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life.
1950, we were three billion people on the earth.
Today, we are six billion people.
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
74% of all nudist females are nudists because their husbands are nudists.
More people die.


More people die from a champagne cork popping than from poisoned spiders.
21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep.
Did you know that originally, a Danish guy invented the burglar alarm?
Unfortunately, it got stolen.
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is.
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is.
This is who we are.
This is who we are.

This is who we are.
This is what we do.
This is who we are, this is what we do.