Everybody keeps telling me about the new magazines And everybody keeps telling me that I'd be lonely without it And everybody keeps telling me that I'd be broke without a penny to my name And everybody keeps telling me that I'd be heartless without it But I swam down the river, I met the fish and the gods Now I met my mister, right here in my heart I'm better off without it, I'm better off alone I'm better off without it, so leave the fake shit Leave your fake shit at home Everybody keeps telling me about the new SPF 50 And everybody keeps telling me that I'd be so burned without it And everybody keeps telling me that I'd be broke without a penny to my name And everybody keeps telling me that I'd hate myself without it But I swam down the river, I met the fish and the gods And I met my sister, right here in my heart I'm better off without it, I'm better off alone I'm better off without it, I'm better off alone And everybody keeps telling me that I'd eat something in stone I'm better off without it, so leave the fake shit Leave your fake shit, oh leave the fake shit Leave the fake shit, oh leave the fake shit Leave the fake shit at home Call and order it right now I finally found the thing I was so tired of That you have to embrace You've got the perfect door for me You're a plug for the future And it sparkles like me Powerful me Powerful me Powerful me