December rolls around
And everything turns red and green
You open up your game
To see the Christmas update screen
Oh no, it cannot be
Always without my own consent
They've changed my avatar
For their new Christmas themed event
Try to change my outfit back
Try re-opening the game
But this Christmas sweater's stuck on me
It's driving me insane
Maybe if I just respawn
But I'll lose all my XP
I've tried it all
I even restarted my PC
No matter what you do
Christmas is coming for you
I never knew that my computer screen
Could be the cheeriest hell
I've ever seen
Suffocating in festivities
Sleigh bells too loud
To hear my screams
Even the NPCs
Won't hear my pleas
They're too busy decking
Their digital trees
Unlocked
I'm going crazy
Somebody save me
And so the end is here
It seems we've come to this
It's time to throw my avatar
Off the highest cliff
But no, it can't be true
I don't believe my eyes
They've taken all they can from me
Except the sweater I despise
No matter what you do
Christmas is coming for you
I never knew that my computer screen
Could be the cheeriest hell
I've ever seen
Suffocating in festivities
Sleigh bells too loud
To hear my screams
Even the NPCs
Won't hear my pleas
They're too busy decking
Their digital trees
Unlocked
I'm going crazy
Somebody save me
Someone online
Said they know how to help
Said I can fix the problem
All by myself
Just delete something
Called system 32
An instant cure
For your Christmas blues
So I did what they said
And I think it worked
But my screen's turning black
So I'll restart it first
The only thing my screen still shows
Is the Christmas sweater
I sought to dispose of
And so I start to cry
Christmas has beaten me this time