James,
James, James Bond.
James, James, James Bond.
James, James,
James Bond.
James, James,
James Bond.
James, James, James Bond.
Everybody's staring in the middle.
There's something for nothing.
Original is nothing new.
Everybody's staring in the mirror.
Looking for a partner.
There's never something better to do.
She's James Bond in a dress.
Diamonds forever, all she wears.
Loaded and ready to go.
Red is her color,
a fever desire.
He's Marlena in a hood.
Walt in the mullet in thigh-high boots.
The one's wife that he met on the phone.
She's usually friendly,
but she's taken on.
He's gay,
he's straight, he's black and he's white.
He'll be better than she wants him to be tonight.
All the above and a little bit more.
Love a boy to love a girl.
He's best of all.
She's
love of all.
He's best of all.
He's best of all tonight.
James, James Bond.
James, James,
James Bond.
James,
James, James Bond.
I'm an angel dressed in dress.
Dreaming of my magic
tonight.
James,
James, James Bond.
I'll be your father,
your mother,
a teacher,
a lover,
from sinner,
confessor,
an aching cross dresser who looks like the preacher.
Barbie in leather.
I'll even be a three-speed vibrator.
She's James Bond in a dress.
Diamonds forever are all she wears.
Sensational, incredible,
remarkable, remarkable.
She's flexible,
flexible, he's straight.
Yeah,
she's gay,
she's straight,
she's black and she's white.
She'll be better than you want her to be tonight.
All the above and a little bit more.
Just tonight.
Oh, it's the chance.
The world is mine now.
He's a tuxedo angel.
Tonight,
are you?