Oh, all the names and locations have been changed

To protect the innocent, which would be me Well, I missed class today, slept in a little late

Had too much fun last night

At least I got an "A" on my last test

I drank a case of Keystone Light Well, that's the beer we drink here

You always get your money's worth

You put your beer goggles on, and they don't wear off

Until you're lovin' the worst So let's change the subject

Well, how about those grades?

Well, there's an "A" in alcohol

A "B" in beer, "C" is for the night class we live all year

"D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"

So "F" is for, for Everclear The teacher missed class today, slept in a little late

Had too much fun last night

At least she took us up on our last offer

To drink some warm, red wine She used to be a stripper at the Ol' Red Fox

Down on Highway 69

Well, let me tell you friends, her shirt came off

By the end of the night Well, let's change the subject

Well, how about those grades?

Well, there's an "A" in alcohol

A "B" in beer, "C" is for Ms. Carter who we love so dear

"D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"

So "F" is for, for Everclear Okay, here's where it gets good

So we missed class today, slept in a little late

Had too much fun last night

Well, I woke up this morning without any warning

Ms. Carter's layin' by my side Well, I got a full ride all last night

She really knows her *** Ed

And I learned more with my hands on

Than any book I've ever read Well, let's change the subject

Well, how about those grades?

There's an "A" in alcohol

A "B" in beer, "C" is for Ms. Carter who's asleep right here

"D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"

So "F" is for, for Everclear That ol' "D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"

So "F" is for, for Everclear