I'm a friend of Mr Pacey, I'm a friend of Alan Jones I'm a friend of Shirley Batten, I'm a friend of your clone son I'm a friend of Stuart Sackley, I'm a friend of Michael Myles I'm a friend of Jim Morrison, I'm a friend of Nobin Stiles I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend I'm a friend of a friend but you can't tell me I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend And if I come on the night, can I get in free? I'm a friend of Egon Schiele, I'm a friend of Mr. Fox I'm a friend of Dr. Q there, I'm a friend of the Wizard of I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend I'm a friend of a friend but you can't know I'm a friend of Arthur Askey, I'm a friend of the free kind I'm a friend of Danny Andrew, I'm a friend of Big John White I'm a friend of Brian Inglis, I'm a friend of Yoda's son I'm a friend of Boris Karloff, I'm a friend of everyone I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend And if I come on the night, can I get in free?