Remember back in the day, when everybody was gay A fag was a smoke, a queen had a throne A tranny was somewhere you'd hear a song A poof was something you'd put your feet on And everybody was gay Remember back in the time, when you had a line It meant you got a speaking part in a show A grass was something you had to mow Ice was a problem, but just did the snow And everybody was gay I remember when a toss was what you did with a coin Crabs were something you caught with your pout Not something you caught with your groin Remember when we were young, when you'd wear a thong It was on your foot, not under your pant If you wanted a root, you'd have to dig up a plant Semen wasn't green, cause Crane was a band And everybody was gay Remember when we were kids, someone had fake tits It meant they had plastic birds in a cage A dyke was a wall, a drag was a race Your rags were your clothes and a joint was a place And we'd be happy all day, cause everybody was gay