One thing German people love is techno.
And I remember the first time I went to a club
and they were playing techno music.
And techno is all around the world,
but I had never heard techno like this in my entire life.
One of my friends was like,
hey, let's go to a techno club.
And I was like, yeah, sure, let's go.
And when I walked into that club and I heard the music,
I was literally devastated
because I did not know what I was listening to.
It sounded like two malfunctioning robots
trying to break dance.
When I went inside that club,
the music was literally like this.
People
in Germany, how do y'all dance to that?
Because I tried dancing
and I almost broke a leg.
Luckily,
y'all have good,
free insurance out here,
but what are y'all doing in these techno clubs?
Every time I tried to dance to the beat,
it was hurting my feet
because I had to jump up and down.
And I'm not 35 million years old.
What would it be like?
Hi,