There's a road to the right where the day is all night And you sleep on the wrong side of bed And you joke and you game You might change your name and the things that you say have been said Going crazy is if you get laid Crazy is if you aggravate If you go crazy too, you can join the crazy few There's a house at the top, whether you leave it or not There's a girl who wears nothing but fruits And the lights never run cause the ceiling has gone And the butler, he's deaf and he's mute Going crazy is if you get laid Crazy is if you aggravate If you go crazy too, you can join the crazy few There's a girl in my mind and she lives in a pine By the lights of the silvery moon Where the fiddle does play and the cats are Australian So who ran away with the spoon? Going crazy is if you get laid Crazy is if you aggravate If you go crazy too, you can join the crazy few Going crazy Going crazy Going crazy Going crazy Going crazy Going crazy Going crazy Going crazy Going crazy Going crazy Going crazy