Do you guys have fake IDs?
Yeah.
You've got to have fake IDs, man.
No?
I'm not going to narc you or anything.
I'm not, like, 21 Jump Street.
No, come on.
Hey.
You told me in the audience, you said you had a fake ID.
I talked to this officer.
No, my, my, my, my, you've got to have a fake ID, man.
It's the most fun, cool thing that you could ever have in college.
Because you're a totally different person for one night.
I mean, if you chalk it or if you get, like, one that looks nothing like you, it's more fun.
And you can never ask your friends if it's cool because they just want to drink.
So they'll just tell you it's cool.
Like, let me see that.
I'll tell you if it's cool.
Oh, yeah, you've got a good one.
You've got a good one.
You've got a good one.
Yeah, this will work.
This is going to work.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, this one's going to work.
Just trust me.
Wear the turban.
Put on the turban.
It'll work.
It's really good.