Met a retarded kid named Greg with a wooden leg Snatched it off and beat him over the fuckin' head with a peg Go to bed with a keg, wake up with a 40 Mix it with Alka-Seltzer and Formula 44-D Fuckin' acetab, I strapped a whole sheet to my forehead Waited till it absorbed in and fell to the floor dead No more said, case closed, end of discussion I'm blowin' up like spontaneous human combustion Leavin' you in the aftermath of holocaust and traumas Cross the bombers, we blowin' up your house Killin' your parents and comin' back to get your foster mommas And I'm as good at keepin' a promise as Nostradamus Cause I ain't makin' no more threats I'm doin' drive-bys in tinted Corvettes on Vietnam war vets I'm more or less sick in the head, maybe more Cause I smoked crack today, yesterday, and the day before Saboteur, walk the block with a Labrador Strapped with more corral for war than El Salvador Foul style galore, verbal cow manure Comin' together like an eyebrow on Alpi's shore