I'm supposed to mow the grass today I'm supposed to fix the fence
But with the sun beating down on me It's hard to make it make sense
Half of me wants a cold bed Yeah, that's the cold hard truth
And when the refrigerator's stocked full of them Tell me what's a boy wanna do
I ain't even trying to fight It's already been decided
The sky and the mountains are blue Half of me wants a cold bed
And the other half does too
Yeah, I kinda need to wash my truck But hell, I kinda don't care
I think old Alan Jackson said it best It's five o'clock somewhere
Half of me wants a cold bed Yeah, that's the cold hard truth
And when the refrigerator's stocked full of them Tell me what's a boy wanna do
I ain't even trying to fight It's already been decided
The sky and the mountains are blue Half of me wants a cold bed
Yeah, the other half does too
If I did what I should be doing, buddy That would really ruin all the fun, yeah
There's a world of bad decisions out there But this ain't one
Cause half of me wants a cold, cold bed Yeah, that's the cold hard truth
And when the refrigerator's stocked full of them Tell me what's a boy wanna do
I ain't even trying to fight It's already been decided
The sky and the mountains are blue Half of me wants a cold bed
And the other half does too
Yeah, half of me wants a cold, cold bed And the other half wants too