I thought I found my one and my soulmate My partner in crime, two air incomes You get pizza and play Wii Tennis all night A couple weeks you go here and there Couple months more and I get scared Something about us doesn't feel right You made me shop for new pants and then it dawned on me Funny how you dinged my pants at cheap Funny how you talked to my friends last week And my friends called me, said you wouldn't believe what she said Hey, what did she say? I'm nothing more than a friend Have I done anything to offend you? I just wanted some new pants All you did was break me down If I don't fit your mold, you'd go and toss me out All you did was break me down Your love wore me out, now I'ma hand me down You said I was your sidekick Someone who could provide when the world needs your help Lately you've been busy saving all of your cities Guess I thought you would miss me, but I can't even tell All you did was break me down If I don't fit your mold, you'd go and toss me out All you did was break me down Your love wore me out, now I'ma hand me down All you did was break me down If I don't fit your mold, you'd go and toss me out All you did was break me down Your love wore me out, now I'ma hand me down