First you take off your hat Then you shake out those brand new shoes Hey George, hey George What have you got to lose? With my hand on your thigh I just look you in the eye and say Not a whole lot baby But a whole lot more than you I can make you happy Yeah, yeah Don't you, don't you know that I can make you happy Yeah, yeah I can make you happy Yeah, yeah Don't you, don't you know that I can make you happy Boys and girls Girls and girls The ones who kiss and tell Why should we have to believe them? No, I don't understand How any woman, how any man Can say lay me down, lay me down That this, that, you can't take your bottom line I can make you happy Yeah, yeah Don't you, don't you know that I can make you happy Yeah, yeah I can make you happy Yeah, yeah Can I show you? Don't you know that I can make you happy And these are the things that keep you happy, honey I see you in the corner with your rubber on tan Bitchin' around, could be a woman or a man Gonna get what you want but * to long Gonna take your opportunity like, all wrong Some bald cow with a seven year itch Don't dig men but you pop them at the risk You can't be with me, you're a lowlife, daughter of a son of a *, you know I can make you happy, yeah yeah Don't you, don't you know that I can make you happy, yeah yeah You know I can make you happy, yeah yeah Don't you, don't you know that I can make you happy I can make you happy, yeah yeah Don't you, don't you know that I can make you happy, yeah yeah I can make you happy, yeah yeah Don't you, don't you know that I can make you happy I can make you happy, yeah yeah Don't you, don't you know that I can make you happy I can make you happy, yeah yeah Don't you, don't you know that I can make you happy I can make you happy, yeah yeah I can make you happy