Crispus on the job It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents And I hate, hate, hate your guts And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will talk to you I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock I'll never talk to you again Ejaculating to a sock I'll never talk to you again It's labor day My grandma just ate seven fucking hot dogs Labor day And my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs And he shit, shit, shit his pants He's always fucking shitting his pants And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock I'll never talk to you again Ejaculating to a sock I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again