Hey,
maybe I'll dye my hair
Maybe I'll move somewhere
Maybe I'll get a car Maybe I'll drive so far that I'll lose track
Me,
I'll bounce right back
Maybe I'll sleep real late
Maybe I'll lose some weight Maybe I'll clear my junk
Maybe I'll just get drunk on apple wine Me,
I'll be just fine and dandy
Lord, it's like a hard candy
Christmas I'm barely getting through tomorrow
Hey,
maybe I'll learn to sew
Maybe I'll just lie low
Maybe I'll hit the bars Maybe I'll count the stars until the dawn
Me,
I will go on Maybe I'll settle down
Maybe I'll just leave town Maybe
I'll have some fun
Maybe I'll meet someone and make him mine Me,
I'll be just fine and dandy
Lord,
it's like a hard candy Christmas I'm barely getting through tomorrow