There's a new ex-husband got taken to the cleaners
And a corner booth looks like it's got a couple cheaters
And a guitar picker trying to live off an empty tip jar
A cowboy just put down an old dog
Trying to look tough while it's time won on
The neon lights just ride for the falling apart
That's what we are
Everybody got a long necklace to problems
Hoping that an ice cold cold one's gonna solve
them So we saddle on up and we knock em all down
Trying to get down to the heart broke
bottom Of a long necklace to problems
Long, long, long neck Long,
long, long neck
Your team just lost so you're about to lose
it You're sick of your boss and you're about
to say screw it And suddenly a cowgirl asks why you're sitting
alone
She said boy you ought to loosen up your bar
stool buckle She kind of looks a little like Travis Strick
Trouble You got yourself two left boots but hell went
it wrong Everybody got a long
necklace to problems
Hoping that an ice cold cold one's gonna solve them
So we saddle on up and we knock em all down
Trying to get down to the heart broke bottom
Of a long necklace to problems
Oh, play that back.
Hey bartender,
we got a situation Everybody in here needs another libation
Hey bartender,
we got a subtle dilemma And you're the only one that's gonna help us
We got ourselves a long necklace to problems
Hoping that an ice cold cold one's gonna solve them
So we saddle on up and we knock em all down
Trying to get down to the heart broke bottom
Of a long necklace to problems Everybody got a long,
long,
long neck
A long,
long, long neck A long,
long, long necklace to problems
Oh, that's right.