Life's a beach and life's a bitch And life's a drag to take a hit And life's too short to give a shit So don't let the seagulls steal your chips Cause it goes by, goes by fast Like a car on the M1 track And the thing is, she's a fairy, she's a witch Magic potion pharmacist She's inclined to take the piss Got Tropicana with the bits But did I hear that? Did I hear that right? You've got a seat on the next flight Let's catch some solar waves While sipping soda bubbles We'll breeze the time away Here's something for your troubles Funny you should sing Have a great day And when it's getting late We'll watch some television And if we're still awake We'll make the neighbors listen She said, by the way I really had a great day First she hit me on FaceTime, FaceTime, FaceTime Said she wanna waste time, waste time, waste time All her friends so concerned Cause they know she's been burned in the past I'm not concerned about her waistline, waistline, waistline Cause you know it tastes right, tastes right, tastes right But she don't know her worth I can tell by her, when she laughed it off Let's catch some solar waves While sipping soda bubbles We'll breeze the time away Here's something for your troubles Funny you should sing Have a great day And when it's getting late We'll watch some television And if we're still awake We'll make the neighbors listen She said, by the way I really had a great day I really had a great day I really had a great day I had a great day