All week long now you've been promising you'd spend today at home
And I've got your honey-do list all made up, ready to go
And now you're loading up your fishing gear and say your buddy's on his way
Before you pull out the drive, honey all I'm gonna say
Is I feel a headache coming on
And I think this one's a doozy, it might last all week long
So go on, that's fine, have a good time, but remember while you're gone
I feel a headache coming on
I feel a headache coming on

Don't forget you've got a birthday coming up real soon
And I bought something special I was gonna wear for you
I had a big night all planned out, just you and me alone
Hope you have more luck fishing than you will when you get home
Cause I feel a headache coming on

I feel a headache coming on
And I think this one's a doozy, it might last all month long
So go on, that's fine, have a big time, but remember while you're gone
I feel a headache coming on
Now if you're dead set on going, I don't wanna change your plans
But you know I'm not gonna change your plans
Oh, I can hold out a lot longer than you can
And I feel a headache coming on
I think this one's a migraine, it might last all year long
So go on, that's fine, have a good time, but remember while you're gone
I feel a headache
I feel a headache coming on
For your sake, I feel a headache coming on.
Oh, honey, I thought you'd see it my way.