Heaven's closed, and hell's overcrowded So I think I'll stay where I am So many people, it sure is lonely But who even gives a damn? I hear someone callin' and comin' from the craziness But there ain't nobody around Heaven's closed, and hell's overcrowded So I think I'll stay where I am Heaven left for California on a midnight plane Hell stayed behind so I wouldn't be lonely For reasons that's hard to explain Could it be hell is heaven, and that heaven is hell? And each one are both the same thing Well I hope heaven finds what she's lookin' for And that hell treats us both just the same Heaven's closed, and hell's overcrowded So I think I'll stay where I am So many people, it sure is lonely But who even gives a damn? I hear someone callin' and comin' from the craziness But there ain't nobody around Heaven's closed, and hell's overcrowded So I think I'll stay where I am Let's burn one for those still livin' in hell Let's burn one for those who think they're in heaven Burn one for everyone in the whole world And anyone stuck in between Heaven's closed, and hell's overcrowded So I think I'll stay where I am So many people, it sure is lonely But who even gives a damn? I hear someone callin' and comin' from the craziness But there ain't nobody around Heaven's closed, and hell's overcrowded So I think I'll stay where I am Heaven's closed, and hell's overcrowded So I think I'll stay where I am Thanks for watching!