Hey, Joe, where'd you find that pearly girly?
Where'd you get that jolly dolly?
How'd you rate that dish you wish was mine?
Hey, Joe, she got skin as creamy dreamy
And eyes that look so lovey-dovey
Lips as red as cherry berry wine
And listen, Joe, I ain't no heel
But, oh, buddy, let me tell you how I feel
She's a honey and she's a sugar pie
And I'm warning you, I'm gonna try to steal her from you
Hey, Joe, though we've been the best of friends
This is where our friendship ends
I've got to have that dolly for my own
Hey, Joe, I ain't no heel
Hey, Joe, I ain't no heel
Hey, Joe, come on, let's be buddy-duddy
Show me you're my palsy-wowsy
And introduce that pretty little chick to me
Hey, Joe, quit that waitin' and hesitatin'
And let me at her, what's the matter?
You're slow as any joke can be
Now, come on, Joe, let's make a deal
Let me dance with her to see if she's real
She's the cutest girl I've ever seen
And I'll tell you face to face
I mean to steal her from you
Hey, Joe, we'll be friends until the end
But this looks like the end, my friend
I've got to have that dolly for my own