Hey mister, where you headed, are you in a hurry? Need a lift to happy hour, say oh no D-break for distilled spirits, need a break as well Oh, I'll let a neighbor hitch the gill, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 Cold turkey's getting stale, tonight I'm eating crow Fermented salmon in La Porta of Hell Engine dried out, the bottle of lube Now dehydrated, my tongue is swelling up I say 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 Troubled times, you know I cannot lie I'm off the wagon and I'm engine dried There's a drought at the fountain of youth Now dehydrated, my tongue is swelling up I say Yeah! 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 Troubled times, you know I cannot lie I'm off the wagon and I'm engine dried Engine dried Engine dried