For a second I'll be the fashion police

And I'm just looking at your Garm's

You been on too many catalog sprees With your Grannyfied curtain designs

You're hurting my eyes

You really should revise your dress sense

Before you walk on by I'm kinda mixed up in this disco inferno

Baggy jeans and a tight top, lemonade and Pernod

I'm sticking out like a sore thumb

I ain't concerned though, no, boogie Fling on an Adidas hoodie

And just boogie woogie with me

Or you can just put on your dancing shoes

And get loose, can you get loose, can you? Fling on an Adidas hoodie

And just boogie woogie with me

Or you can just put on your dancing shoes

And get loose, can you get loose, can you? So I was up in this trendy bar mingling

My keys around my neck were jingling

And you was looking at me like it was my bling You was staring at me like to say I was ginger

I was dishing out the same dirty looks

Trust me, you're the minger Err, who's she, who's that, who's here?

The bouncer was approaching me

'Cause I was dressed really inappropriately

No hoods, no hats, no this, no that let's roll Fling on an Adidas hoodie

And just boogie woogie with me

Or you can just put on your dancing shoes

And get loose, can you get loose, can you? Fling on an Adidas hoodie

And just boogie woogie with me

Or you can just put on your dancing shoes

And get loose, can you get loose, can you? Fling on an Adidas hoodie

And just boogie woogie with me

Or you can just put on your dancing shoes

And get loose, can you get loose, can you? Right everybody

If you've got someone who can't dress properly

Yeah, you need to direct them this way Why not just cut up all your old clothes and make a quilt

So I can wrap myself up when I'm feeling cold?

Why not dash your ugly boots on the fire

And burn them down to charcoal? If you're not feeling the way that your bedrin is dressing

Don't be stressing send them in my direction, please

Black shoes, white socks, no, polka dots, no, flowery frocks, no

Just boogie woogie woogie with me Fling on an Adidas hoodie

And just boogie woogie with me

Or you can just put on your dancing shoes

And get loose, can you get loose, can you? Fling on an Adidas hoodie

And just boogie woogie with me

Or you can just put on your dancing shoes

And get loose, can you get loose, can you? Fling on an Adidas hoodie

And just boogie woogie with me

Or you can just put on your dancing shoes

And get loose, can you get loose, can you? Fling on an Adidas hoodie

And just boogie woogie with me

Or you can just put on your dancing shoes

And get loose, can you get loose, can you?