She's probably in a Bentley
Showing off her new fake boobies
Trying to break into the movies
With some producer who seduced her
With some sushi and cologne
She's probably down on Sunset Doing
all the things that she ain't done
yet
With some actor she calls Hector
Man I wish he'd meet Phil Spector And he'd ask to take her home
She's loving California She loves the beat,
she loves the party every
day Pina Colada's on her side walking L.A.
Ever since she went away I hate California
Maybe she's living in a commune
Dancing with hippies under the moon
It's all free love weed and patchouli And there's a guru named Fazuli
And he's doing her for sure Maybe she's strumming some big rock star
Drinking pink cosmos at the Sky Bar Those
holly weirdos with their tofu avocado
I bet she thinks she won a lotto Good for her
She's loving California She loves the beat,
she loves the party every
day Pina Colada's on her side walking L.A.
Ever since she went away I hate California
I think I've seen her on TV Last night on TMZ
With the pretty people on parade She's selling Scientology
With John Tommy and KD Man I bet she's really got it made
She's loving California That string
bikini and the sunshine on her face
She's loving California She loves the beat,
she loves the party every day
Pina Colada's on her side walking L.A.
Ever since she went away
I hate California