Sometimes, something beautiful happens in this world You don't know how to express yourself, so You just gotta sing I just had sex, and it felt so good I love it, let me put my penis inside of her I just had sex, and I'll never go back Never not having sex, ways of the past Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great It felt so good when I did it with my penis A girl let me do it, it literally just happened Having sex can make a nice man out the meanest Never guess where I just came from, I had sex If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great And I called my parents right after I was done Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did? Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest Wasn't sure, nice of her to let you do that thing Nice of any girl ever, now sing I just had sex, and it felt so good I love it, let me put my penis inside of her What a double world To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it Doesn't really make sense, but man, screw it I'm not one to argue with a good thing She could be my wife, that good The best 30 seconds of my life I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure With that in mind, a soft, nice smelling girl's better Plus, she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater So this one's dedicated to little girls That let us flop around on top of them If you hear our fall, we're gonna shoot us all We wanna thank you all for letting us shoot She kept looking at her watch Doesn't matter, I had sex But I cried the whole time Doesn't matter, I had sex I think she might have been a racist Doesn't matter, I had sex She put a bag on my head Still counts I just had sex And my dreams came true Took your handshakes in the last 30 minutes Then your butterflies came with me I just had sex Everybody sang And it felt so good We all had sex I wanna let me put my feelings into words I wanna tell my world I just had sex I just had sex And my dreams came true Took your handshakes in the last 30 minutes Then your butterflies came with me I just had sex