I love that mountain with those four big heads I love Velveeta slapped on Wonder Bread I love a commie if he's good and dead I love Old Glory and homemade wine I think them ruskies should be sterilized I love my chickens Kentucky Fried Finger lickin' good Hey there, this is A.D. Cooper from Cooper's Carnival of Clean and Classic Cars It's our 4th of July sale Here at Cooper's Carnival of Clean and Classic Cars at the corner of Collins and Collins I got a lot more than the price of one of the little cars one can buy At the prices even you can afford So come on down and say hello to me and Granny And bring the kids to meet my snake I say bye, Granny says bye, and the snake says I love General Patton and World War II My pocket fisherman and my crazy glue I love the Beaver Wally too, yeah! I love Old Mary I love the bomb, hot dogs and mustard I love a girl but I sure don't trust her I love what the Indians did to Custer I love Old Mary Here they come There they go! I love my jeans and I love my hair I love a real tight skirt and a real nice pair And on the 4th of July I love the raucous red glare I love Old Mary I love the bomb, hot dogs and mustard I love a girl but I sure don't trust her I love the Beaver Wally too, yeah! I love the bomb, hot dogs and mustard I love a girl but I sure don't trust her I love Old Mary I watch the A-Team every Tuesday night I graduated but I ain't too bright I love Detroit because I was born to fight I love Old Mary I love the Tigers but I hate the Mets I ride my honk and I race my vet I got a job but hell, I'm still a vet I love Old Mary I love my car and I love my truck If you want anything to make a buck I love a waitress who loves to flirt They're the best kind Turn me on Well, gotta go now Bye bye! I tell you what though, I really do love it Ain't gonna give me no May Day Rally, buddy