I'm tired of being pure and not chaste Like something that takes it's level I wanna go to the devil I wanna be evil I wanna spit tax I wanna be evil and cheat at tax I wanna be wicked I wanna tell lies I wanna be mean and throw my pies And in the theater I want to change my seat Just so I can step on everybody's feet I wanna be evil I wanna hurt flies I wanna sing songs like the guy who cries I wanna be horrid I wanna drink booze And whatever I've got I'm eager to lose I wanna be evil I'm a little evil me Just as mean and evil as I can be