I want to have my operation on TV I want the world to see the other side of me
I got the cutest gallstones you ever did see I want to have my operation on TV
Now the doctor said, we gotta operate Don't worry son, soon you'll be feeling fine
I said, well call in all the radio and TV networks I'm demanding that they give me equal time
I want a close-up shot of my incision I want everyone to see the tie that binds
Now I know I'm not as famous as LBJ But his gallbladder ain't no better than mine
I want to have my operation on TV I want the world to see the other side
of me I got the cutest gallstones you ever did see
I want to have my operation on TV Now Senator Dirksen, he got equal time
My operation couldn't be much duller Then take old General DeGaulle
Why they DeGaulle him in living color LBJ woke up in the Naval Hospital
His room was filled with blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood
and blood He said, what am I doing here in the Naval
Hospital?
Ain't nothing wrong with the most naval, it's my bladder
I want to have my operation on TV I want the world to see the other side of me
I got the cutest gallstones you ever did see I want to have my operation on TV
Now roll them cameras in here close, man Watch out for that Big Butch & I, everybody


Hey Doc, don't sew them scissors up in me