There are things when you dress that you put on your toes
There are boys who wear tubes and girls who wear hoes
If you want to keep him warm when the freezing cold wind blows
Don't give me your love and forget it, just give me a pair of those
I want your socks, I want your socks
I'll wear them on my feet, I'll show them to my friends
Cause I like the feel of that Dacron polyester blend
Argyle or cotton, wool or gold toe
When you tell me I got a foot fetish
Then I tell you that I'll smell them but you still say
No, I swear I won't stretch them, won't pull out the threads
My puppy won't chew them, I'll rip them to shreds
Tell me who has been putting his toes in your holes
Have you been a patient of that heel, Dr. Schultz?
I want your socks
I want your socks

I need a podiatrist
I need a chiropodist
I need a pedicurist
I have a bunion
What's your definition of dirty, baby?
When do you consider doing laundry?
Don't you know I love to play footsie, baby?
Don't you think it's time you gave socks to me?
Ow!
Socks to me!
P-p-p-p-p-p-p-demon!