They're amazing, don't you think? So incredibly talented So many hits on YouTube So many things to live up to They're amazing, don't you think? My two older brothers They've had a wonderful career But I was never asked to join them Oh God, how can it be? Those assholes did not ask me I will never be a star I will never, ever do a concert Never perform with an audience I'll never stand alone on stage I wouldn't have the nerve to do it Guess I would fuck it up anyway I will never be a star I have some tricks up my sleeve How I wish that I can show them I spin a pen around my thumb And then I grab it with my index I want to show it, but I know I can't Cause the live audience give me nerves Here I stand, I tremble, I switch shivers Run down my spine as I stretch out my arm And prepare That's why I'll never be a star I wouldn't know how to move my body I would be stiff as a traffic light I will never be a star I wouldn't know how to talk the chorus With lots of smoke going everywhere Okay, listen up, everyone! I know you enjoyed my pen trick! And it's real easy, you can learn it too! Just go to YouTube and search for pen trick! That's what I did! I will never be a star You better believe it Cause I mean it I will never be I will never be a star