I wish I wasn't married
Every time I see that girl
One look and I'm hairy
Got my jockeys in a twerk
I wish I didn't give a damn
I wish I wasn't but I am
Every time I see that girl
Every time I see that girl
I wish I wasn't married
I wish I wasn't married
Every time I see that girl
Every time she looks my way
Let my soul be carried
Let her steal my heart away
I wish my mind would set me free
I'd throw away fidelity
Every time I see that girl
Cause every time I see that girl
I wish I wasn't married
I wish I wasn't married
Wishes he wasn't
Do you take this woman
As your lawful wedded wife?
I do, you know I do
Love's more to cherish
For the rest of your life
Oh yeah, I do
In poverty and wealth
Oh yeah, I do
In sickness and in health
I'll never break her heart
Till death do us part
I wish I wasn't married
Every time she says hello
Oh, that woman and her baby

I'm buried, and my weakness starts to show
Well, I wish I didn't yearn like this
But I need to be monogamous
Yet every time I see that girl
Every time I see that girl
I wish I wasn't married
No, no, no
I wish I wasn't married
Wish I wasn't married
Wish I wasn't married
Wish I wasn't married
No, no, no
I wish I wasn't married
I want to turn my back on what's in my life
I wasn't married
Wish I wasn't married
Ooh, ooh, ooh
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