I'd have to be crazy

To stop all my singing

And never play music again You'd call me a fool

If I grabbed up a top hat

And ran out to flag down the wind And I'd have to be weird

To grow me a beard

Just to see what the rednecks would do But I'd have to be crazy

Plumb out of my mind

To fall out of love with you Now I know I've done weird things

I told people I heard things

When silence was all that abounds Been days when it pleased me

To be on my knees

Following ants, as they crawled across the ground I've been insane on a train

But I'm still me again

The place where I hold you is true So I know I'm alright

'Cause I'd have to be crazy

To fall out of love with you Now I don't intend to

But should there come a day

When I say that I don't love you

They can take me away I sure would be dingy

To live in an envelope

Waiting alone for a stamp You'd swear I was loco

If I rubbed for a genie

While burning my hand on the lamp And I may not be normal

But nobody is

So I'd like to say 'fore I'm through I'd have to be crazy

Plumb out of my mind

To fall out of love with you I'd have to be crazy

Plumb out of my mind

To fall out of love with you