If hurt was a tavern, then I'd have a home Somewhere to miss you since you've been gone If pain was a bottle and tears were neon signs If heartaches were wine, I'd stay drunk all the time If blue was an avenue, then I've walked it so many times Trying hard to forget you, but you're still on my mind If worries were this table and lonesome was worth a dime If heartaches were wine, I'd stay drunk all the time If heartaches were wine, I would never be sober I'd always be too drunk to know that our love is over If teardrops were whiskey, then I'd stay stoned blind If heartaches were wine, I'd be drunk all the time