If I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean
If I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat
We would all together go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat
And if I were Roy Rogers, I'd sure enough be single
Couldn't bring myself to marry an old dail
It'd just be me and Trigger, we'd go riding through them movies
And we'd buy a boat, and on the sea we'd sail
And if I had a boat
If I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat
We'd get all together, go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat
This tree mask man was smart, he got himself a Tonto
Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto, he was smarter
He got himself a Tonto
One day said Kimo Sabe, kissed my ass, I bought a boat
I'm going out to sea
If I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean
If I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat
We could all together go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat
And if I were like lightning, I wouldn't need no sneakers
I'd come and go whenever I would please
I'd scare him by the shade tree, I'd scare him by the light pole
I would not scare my pony on my boat
And if I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat
We would all together go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat
Just me upon my pony on my boat
I'd scare him by the shade tree, I'd scare him by the light pole