Well, I guess it's just not my day
The wind blew my morning paper away
Then I cut my toe on a sliver of glass
From the storm door you broke
When you left here so fast
If it is true that I'm still alive

If it ain't one thing, it's you
If you've heard that I'm going crazy
It's true that we'll seem to fall off
Whatever I do
If it ain't one thing, it's you
Well, I ran in that movie you made
When that old VCR just chewed up the tape
Then I went to the freezer
Thought I'd cook me a steak
All I want is a piece of cake


All I found was that old piece
Of our wedding cake
If it ain't one thing, it's you
If you've heard that I'm going crazy
It's true that we'll seem to fall off
Whatever I do
Whatever I do
I do
If it ain't one thing, it's you
I never knew that I needed you so
Now that I've lost you
I can't let you go
If it ain't one thing, it's you
Oh, it's you
If you've heard that I'm going crazy
It's true that we'll seem to fall off
Whatever I do
If it ain't one thing, it's you
Oh, it's you
If it ain't one thing, it's you
If it ain't one thing, it's you
If it ain't one thing, it's you