I've been a long, long way from here Put on a pawn show, played for mosquitoes And drank till I was thirsty again We went searching through thrift store jungles Found Geronimo's rifle, Marilyn's shampoo And Benny Goodman's corset pin And okay, I made this up I promised you I'd never give up If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad If it makes you happy, then why the hell are you so sad? Get down, the real lockdown Listen to Coltrane, derail your own train Well, who hasn't been there before? I come down, around the highway Put new comics in bed, scrape the mold off the bread And serve you French toast again Okay, I still get stoned I'm not the kind of girl you take home If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad If it makes you happy, then why the hell are you so sad? If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad If it makes you happy, then why the hell are you so sad? guitar solo We've been far, far away from here Put on a poncho, wait for mosquitoes And everywhere in between We're okay, we get along So what if right now everything's wrong? If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad If it makes you happy, then why the hell are you so sad? If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad If it makes you happy, then why the hell are you so sad? guitar solo guitar solo