It is really very simple

Just a single pulse, repeated at a regular interval Mmm, hmm

Don't include me out, no

Don't include me out One time for the records and the hits

Two for your money-maker, shake, boom

Three times for the lucky and the dead One time for the sorry and safe

Two for the beggar and his company

Three times for the sinner and the saint Yeah, bow down all you wicked and the vain

Bow to the miracle, the em, na, na

Three times and the devil will be gone One time for the fire, bring it on

Two for the boogie, gotta bang the beat

Three times for the ladies, show me some love Talking 'bout everyone, every day, all day And if your world should fall apart

There's plenty room inside my heart

Just don't include me out

Don't include me out And if your world should fall apart

I still got room inside my heart

Just don't include me out

Don't include me out, d-d-don't include me out All hail to the mamas who hold it down

Hail to the pillar of the family

This one's for the granny, take a bow One time for the crazy and the bent

Come on, all you trannies click your heels for me

All praise the fugeses and the gems Talking 'bout everyone, every day, all day, oh yeah And if your world should fall apart

There's plenty room inside my heart

Just don't include me out

Just don't include me out And if your world should fall apart

I still got room inside my heart

Just don't include me out

Don't include me out, d-d-don't include me out Can I get a beat, beat for all of my watchamacallits

Doing whatever and with whoever they like?

Can I get a beat, beat for all of my watchamacallits

Doing whatever and with whoever they like? Can I get a bam, bam for all of my watchamacallits

Doing whatever and with whoever they like?

Can I get a bam, bam for all of my watchamacallits

Doing whatever and with whoever they like? I'm talking about everyone, every day, all day, hey And if your world should fall apart

There's plenty room inside my heart

Just don't include me out

Don't include me out And if your world should fall apart

I still got room inside my heart

Just don't include me out

Don't include me out And if your world should fall apart

There's plenty room inside my heart

Just don't include me out, hey, hey And if your world should fall apart

I still got room inside my heart, yeah

Just don't include me out, hey