This year started with a little hope in the air
Resolutions and dreams, I had not a care
With every twist and turn I kept both hands on the reins
And now that the year is over, I got one thing to say
What the f***, it's Christmas and I am out here barely hanging on
Where the f*** did the year go? All the phony cheer just feels so wrong
I'm a gift wrapping now, trying to turn it around
Whatever will be, will be
God, this year was kinda *, but it's a wrap
Get it? It's a wrap
My boyfriend up and left me for a twink at the mall
And I wish I could say that was the worst gift of all
My best friend started crying, custom news in her raw
She's got genital warts, she's out there decking some halls
I lost my old job, needed dough
Now I'm stuck here folding ribbons instead of playing in snow
What the f***, it's Christmas and I am out here barely hanging on
Where the f*** did the year go? All the phony cheer just feels so wrong
Every bell sounding fake, all the cheer makes me ache
I'm munching on last year's coal
I'll drive this plane til we crash, cause it's a wrap
Mmmm
My girlfriend says it's the season to heal
But she's on vacation so what's even real?
The department store lights flicker cold and bright
And at the whole bar we tell for her sidegor
Silent night
What the f***
It's Christmas, this dumpster fire is swallowing me whole
How the f*** did this happen?
Every year I pray for some control
So I'll tie the bows tight till the stroke of midnight
Try to forget this hell of a year
Hey, maybe this ain't all that bad
Cause it's a wrap
I'm done giving, I'm receiving
Stuck my chimney
Cause if this year was *
Cause it's a wrap
*, I'm out of tape