This year started with a little hope in the air
Resolutions and dreams, I had not a care
With every twist and turn I kept both hands on the reins
And now that the year is over, I got one thing to say
What the *? It's Christmas and I am out here barely hanging on
Where the * did the year go? All the phony cheer just feels so wrong
I'm a gift wrapping now, trying to turn it around
Whatever will be, will be
God, this year was kind of *, but it's a wrap
Get it? It's a wrap
My boyfriend up and left me for a twink at the mall
And I wish I could say that was the worst gift of all
My best friend started crying, custom news in her all
She's got janitor wards, she's out there decking some halls
I lost my old job, needed dough
Now I'm stuck here folding ribbons instead of playing in snow
What the *? It's Christmas and I am out here barely hanging on
Where the *?
Did the year go? All the phony cheer just feels so wrong
Every bell sounding fake, all the cheer makes me ache
I'm munching on last year's coal
I'll drive this sleigh until we crash
Cause it's a wrap
My girlfriend says it's the season to heal
But she's on vacation, so what's even real?
The department store lights flicker cold and bright
Like the hope I was held for a sign of hope

What the *?
It's Christmas, this dumpster fire's swallowing me whole
How the f**k did this happen?
Every year I pray for some control
So I'll tie the bow's tight till the stroke of midnight
Try to forget this hell of a year
He maybe this ain't all that bad
Cause it's a wrap
I'm done giving, I'm receiving
Oh, stop my chimney
Who cares if this year was *?
Cause it's a wrap
*, I'm out of tape