This year started with a little hope in the air
Resolutions and dreams, I had not a care
With every twist and turn I kept both hands on the reins
And now that the year is over, I got one thing to say
What the *? It's Christmas and I am out here barely hanging on
Where the * did the year go? All the phony cheer just feels so wrong
I'm a gift wrapping now, trying to turn it around
Whatever will be, will be
God, this year was kind of *, but it's a wrap
Get it? It's a wrap
My boyfriend up and left me before I twink at the mall
And I wish I could say that was the worst gift of all
My bed friend started crying, custom news in her wall
She's got jam in her watch, she's out there decking some halls
I lost my old job, need it down now
I'm stuck here folding ribbons instead of playing in snow
What the *? It's Christmas and I am out here barely hanging on
Where the * did the year go? All the phony cheer just feels so wrong
Every bell sounding fake, all the cheer makes me ache
I'm munching on last year's coal
I'll drive this way until we crash, cause it's a wrap
My girlfriend says it's a season to heal
But she's on vacation, so what's even real?
The department store lights flicker cold and bright
Like a whole bar hotel for a silent night
What the *?
It's Christmas, this dumpster fire is swallowing me whole
How the * did this happen?
Every year I pray for some control
So I'll tie the bow tight till the stroke of midnight
Try to forget this hell of a year
Hey, maybe this ain't all that bad, cause it's a wrap
I'm done giving, I'm receiving
That's my chimney
Who cares if this year was *, cause it's a wrap
*, I'm out of tape