How glad the many millions of Annabelles and Lillians would be to capture me But you had such persistence, you wore down my resistance I fell, and it was swell I'm your big and brave and handsome Romeo How I won you, I shall never, never know It's not that you're attractive, but oh, my heart grew active When you came into view, I've got a crush on you Sweetie pie of the day and night time Hear me, son, I never had the least notion That I could fall with so much emotion Could you care for a cunning cottage that we could share? And the world will pardon my mush Cause I have got a crush, my baby, on you