He ate Jackie, yeah
And Jackie, yeah
And Jackie,
yeah
Strange
And Jackie,
yeah
And Jackie,
yeah
Hey, hey, yeah
Oh, boo-vee-ay
Till her wedding day
Shots rang out,
the police came Momma laid me on the front lawn
And prayed for Jackie's strength Feeling old by twenty-one
Never thought my day would come My bridesmaids getting laid
I prayed for Jackie's strength
Make me laugh,
so you know what you want
You said we were the real thing So I'll show you some more
And I'll learn what black magic can do Make me laugh,
so you know how you can turn
Me into the real thing So I'll show you some more
Silent Stickers leaked on lunchboxes
Worshipping David Cassidy Yeah,
I moaned him once on Donna's box
She's still in recovery Sleepovers,
beans, got some pot
You're only popular with anorexia So I turned myself inside out
In hopes someone will say,
will say
Make me laugh,
so you know what you want You said we were the real thing
So I'll show you some more And I'll learn what black magic can do
Make me laugh,
so you know how you can turn Me into the real thing
So I'll show you some more
And I'll learn
Yeah, Jackie,
yeah, and Jackie,
yeah, and Jackie,
yeah
Strength,
and Jackie, yeah, and Jackie,
yeah, yeah, yeah
I got lost on my wedding day Typical,
the police came
Oh,
but virgins always get backstage No matter what their gondor say
If you love enough,
you'll lie a lot Guess they did in Camelot
Mama's waiting on
my front lawn I pray,
I pray
I said I pray for Jackie's strength Strength
Make me laugh,
so you know what you want You said we were the real thing
So I'll show you some more And I'll learn
Yeah,
Jackie, yeah, and Jackie, yeah, and Jackie,
yeah
Strength,
and Jackie,
yeah,
and Jackie,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah