My sister Teresa, she makes silly pizzas No cheese or tomatoes, a crust made of potatoes
Toppings oh so crazy, like marshmallows and gravy Or jelly beans and rice, tell me would you like a slice?
My sister Teresa, she makes silly pizzas With her imagination, there's always new creations
Gummy bears and ham, or tater tots and jam Peanut butter and beef, tell me would you like a piece?
My sister Teresa, she makes silly pizzas Never pepperoni, she prefers bologna
It's a mystery, what each pizza will be She's making one tonight, would you dare to take a bite?
My sister Teresa, she makes silly pizzas