Daddy made me wear a purity ring
When I was a result of a one-night play
Made us join the choir and sing, sing, sing
Ain't we just another family?
Daddy came home and he cried and cried
Told us our mommy had lied and lied
Gave us twenty minutes to choose which side
Ain't we just another family?
If it eats together, stays together
What'd your family drink?
With the popping of another cork
Your tenure hearts will sink
Your law and parents into ground
Both their coffins clink
Buried together, rocked together
Just another family win
Just another family that's falling apart
Crossing our fingers and crossing our hearts
Pushing daddy home in a minimart car
Ain't we just another family?
Just another family
That fell well short
Vows and promises that came to naught
Another romance that ends in court
Ain't we a typical family?
If it eats together, stays together
What'd your family drink?
With the popping of another cork
Your tenure hearts will sink
Your law and parents into ground
Both their coffins clink
Buried together, rocked together
Just another family link
To all the children out there
The ones who feel unseen
Let me tell you something
We've been just where you've been
You're hiding all the bottles
The alcohol police
You're knee-high to a grasshopper
We're trying to keep the peace
We can't hold out
If it eats together, stays together
What'd your family drink?
If it eats together, stays together

With the popping of another cork
Turn your hearts, they'll sink, you'll robustly sink
And both their coffins clink
Buried together, wrapped together
Just another family link