Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Slim shady, brain dead like Jim Brady I'm an M 80, you little like that Kim lady I'm buzzin, dirty dozen, naughty rotten rhymer Cursin' at you playas worse than Morty Schottenheimer You whackin' and a motherfucker you bitch yo style from You ain't gon' sell two copies if you press a double album Admit it, fuck it, why we comin' out in the open? I'm doin' acid, crack, smack, coke, and smokin' dope then My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic I have a disease and they don't know what to call it Better hide your wallet, cause I'm comin' up quick to strip your cash Bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your ass Bitch, I'm comin' out swingin', so fast that it make your eyes spin You gettin' knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyson Your proof is in the pudding, just ask the Sean Holtman I'll slit your motherfuckin' throat worse than Ron Goldman So when you see me on your block with two Glocks Screamin' fuck the world like Tupac I just don't give a fuck Talkin' that shit behind my back Dirty Mackin' tellin' your boys that I'm on crack I just don't give a fuck So put my tape back on the rack Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack I just don't give a fuck But see me on the street in dark Cause you gon' get stuck, stoned, and snuck Cause I just don't give a fuck I'm nicer than Pete But I'm on a search to crush a milk bone I'm everlasting I melt vanilla ice like silicone I'm ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason I'm cold in the snow season when it's 20 below freezin' Flavor with no seasoning This is the sneak preview I diss your magazine and still won't get a weak review I'll make your freak leave you Smell the Folgers Crystals This is lyrical compact Gentlemen hold your pistols While I form like Voltron And blast you with my shoulder missiles Slim Shady Eminem was the old initials Extortion, snortin', supportin' abortion Pathological liar Blowin' shit out of proportion Delunious, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict Half animal, half man Dumpin' your dead body inside of a fuckin' trash can With more hoes than an Afghan So when you see me on your block with two Glocks Screamin' fuck the world like Tupac I just don't give a fuck Talkin' that shit behind my back Dirty Mackin' tellin' your boys that I'm on crack I just don't give a fuck So put my tape back on the rack Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack I just don't give a fuck But see me on the street in dark Cause you finna get stuck, stolen, snuck Cause I just don't give a fuck Somebody let me out this limousine I'm a caged demon On stage screamin' like Rage Against the Machine I'm convinced I'm a fiend Shootin' up while this record is spinnin' Clinically brain dead I don't need a second opinion Fuck droppin' a jewel I'm flippin' a sacred treasure I bite your motherfuckin' style Just to make it fresher I can't take the pressure I'm sick of bitches Sick of naggin' bosses Bitchin' while I'm washin' dishes In school I never said much Too busy havin' a head rush Doin' too much rush Had my face flushed like red blush Then I went to gym beam That's when my face strayed Went to gym in eighth grade Raped the women's swim team Don't take me for a joke I'm no comedian Too many mental problems Got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again I'm goin' up over the curb Drivin' on the median Finally made it home But I don't got the key to get in So when you see me on your block With two Glock Screamin' fuck the world like Tupac I just don't give a fuck Talkin' that shit behind my back Dirty Mackin' tellin' your boys that I'm on crack I just don't give a fuck So put my tape back on the rack Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack I just don't give a fuck But see me on the street in dark Cause you finna get stuck stonin' snot Cause I just don't give a fuck