Kick the bride down the aisle

And make no mistake 

It's the best you can do for everyone's sake Kick the bride down the aisle 

And treasure the day 

I know so much more than I'm willing to say She just wants a slave 

To break his back in pursuit of a living wage 

So that she can laze and graze 

For the rest of her days 

Write down every word I say Kick the bride down the aisle 

In a mudslide of gloom 

She'll order you to tidy your room Kick the bride down the aisle 

Look at that cow in the field 

It knows more than your bride knows now She just wants a slave 

To break his back in pursuit of a living wage 

So that she can laze and graze 

For the rest of her days 

Write down every word I say You're that stretch of the beach 

That the tide doesn't reach 

No meaning, no reason 

The lonely season Kick the bride down the aisle 

And treasure the day