One, two, three, four.
Pigs will fly and the earth will fry
When they get me doing honest hours
Snookeroo, snookeroo
Daddy's going on the booze
Mother used to cut my hair
And sister used to make the news
Well, it was two rooms up and two rooms down
We were sentenced by the wrecking train
Oh, I was born on the eve of Halloween
And snookeroo, snookeroo
Snookeroo's my name
I need someone to cook for me
And turn me loose at night
I could spend my life with a factory girl
Cause a factory girl's my type
I hear the gossip on the street
Most of them think they're stupid

They say it's true
Oh, don't you know that I hear them say
There goes that lazy no-good snookeroo
Snookeroo, snookeroo
Daddy's going on the booze
Mother used to cut my hair
And sister used to make the news
Well, it was two rooms up and two rooms down
We were sentenced by the wrecking train
Oh, I was born on the eve of Halloween
And snookeroo, snookeroo
Snookeroo's my name
Snookeroo
Snookeroo, snookeroo
Daddy's going on the booze
Mother used to cut my hair
And sister used to make the news
Well, it was two rooms up and two rooms down
We were sentenced by the wrecking train
Well, it was two rooms up and two rooms down
We were sentenced by the wrecking train
And snookeroo, snookeroo
Snookeroo, snookeroo
Snookeroo, snookeroo

Snookeroo, snookeroo
Snookeroo, snookeroo
Snookeroo's my name