[D. Snider]

So, you need the service of a man
I can do what any grown man can
Oh, you think I look like a little boy
Don't be fooled, I've got a deadly toy

I'm a lady's boy and I'm a bundle of joy
Well, I'm a wayward child, I'm a lonely boy

Now listen here
Flesh and hot, my wares aren't hard to sell
See my hips, I sure can use 'em well
You want me to fill your mind's desire
Submission and love will douse your fire

[Chorus:]

I'm a lady's boy and I'm a bundle of joy
Well, I'm a wayward child, I'm a lonely boy
A lady's boy and I'm a bundle of joy
Well, I'm a thing of love, I'm a deadly toy

Aah, suck it

[Solo - Eddie]

Oh, you think I'm far too young to do
I will show you things you never knew
I see you squirm, your palms begin to sweat
Don't resist, you'll love me hot and wet
Feel my power to put you in a whirl
Oh, woman maybe, to me you're just a girl

[Repeat chorus]

A deadly toy, a deadly toy, aah

Aah, won'tcha come up and see me some time