It's only the friends from my back pocket You never see what you're gonna see And you won't believe when you see it But it's only me I'm your leading man, oh-oh Up front like the leader of the band, yeah The one thing you must understand, oh-oh You got to draw a line in the sand, yeah You're the leading man Rip-roarin' on the rug and it's alright Zip-sidin' in the tub and it's alright You're gonna feel what you're gonna feel And it's gonna feel, yeah, feel alright, yeah I'm your leading man, oh-oh Up front like the leader of the band, yeah The one thing you must understand, oh-oh You got to draw a line in the sand, yeah You're the leading man Got those alligators on the corner acting up And the bravest has a hole on the back of his drum He's a snakeskin lizard to the tip of his tongue Hold my gun and tell me where you're from I'm your leading man, oh-oh Up front like the leader of the band, ooh The one thing you must understand, yeah I got to draw a line in the sand, yeah I'm the leading man All you suckers get the back of my hand You run while the pretty girls stare Don't make me fall for where the chicks will land I'm your leading man Up front like the leader of the band, yeah